Knock. Knock. Who's there? Mammagram

People are often annoyed at door-to-door sales people, but they were downright offended at what one man was offering to women who answered his knock. Police say the man went door-to-door carrying a doctor’s bag and offering free breast examinations, and actually got two women to take him up on his offer.

WFOR-TV reports that 76 year old William Winikoff of Coconut Creek, Florida has been arrested for his free breast exams, after two women (I'm guessing Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie) agreed to allow him to examine their breasts in their apartments, after representing himself as a doctor making a house call.

Carrying a black “doctor’s” bag, investigators claim Winnikoff walked up to a apartment building and told a woman, that he was in the neighborhood offering free breast exams. According to police, the woman let Winikoff into her apartment and the phony doctor began the exam. The woman realized that Winikoff was not a real doctor (well, DUH) and she called 911, but the fake doctor had already left her apartment to find another victim; a woman who lives in the same apartment complex - The I'm As Dumb As A Cement Block Estates.

Eventually, the man was arrested, and faces charges of Lewd and Lascivious Conduct. As bizarre as the story is, investigators believe the two women assaulted may not be the first to fall for the phony breast exam scheme, and they are asking anyone who may have taken advantage of Winnikoff’s ‘examinations’ to contact the Broward Sheriffs’ Office.

When he heard about the story, California Governor, Arnold Schwarzenegger said, "Dis man is a genious. Why didn't I tink of dat?"

Senator Ted Kennedy asked, "Where can I get a black doctor's bag?"