The North American Dorkhound

Hello! My name is Luther P. Shackelford. I am a North American Dorkhound and a native of Huntsville, Alabama. In my spare time, I enjoy rolling around in the mud, smelling dirty socks, and digging in the trash.

I love Snausages. I could eat about a million of 'em. My momma used to say, "Life is like a box of Snausages." I don't know what that means, but man, I can't get enough of them danged Snausages. I gotta go chase a cat outta the yard. I hate cats. I'll talk to y'all later.