Strange But True

No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven times. Divorce lawyers are currently disputing this claim.

Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes. Have you ever seen a horrific donkey crash on CNN? Me neither.

You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television. I think this depends on who you're sleeping with.

American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class. Where did they put all of those olives? Did they give them to Continental?

Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise. Hey, aren't women from Venus? Men are from ... no ... not Uranus. They're from a small moon called Testiclese. And everyone knows that dogs are from Pluto.

Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning. "Hello, miss. Can I buy you an apple?" How about an apple martini?" "Okay, would you like an apple turnover?" "Is that mace you have in your hand?" "Ouch, that really stings."

Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin. Yeah, if you happen to be Hannibal Lector.

Walt Disney was afraid of mice. Well, duh. At Disney World, the mice are six feet tall and wear white gloves.

It is possible to lead a cow upstairs ... but, not downstairs. Dude, if you're leading a cow upstairs, you seriously need to raise your dating standards.

Turtles can breathe through their butts. Very interesting. I have also noticed that politicians can speak out of their butts.